simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine.

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

harry potter meme ϟ  nine relationships  (8/9) -  harry and hagrid

flawless people ~ natalie dormer

Only I keep wishing I could think of a way…to show the Capitol they don’t own me. That I’m more than just a piece in their Games.

minimalist posters – clone club

"They were just magical together. I’ve never experienced anything like it"  — John Green about Ansel Elgort and Shailene Woodley